Microsoft Sam is a fan of SSX 3!

Fri Jul 15, 2011 5:46 pm

In Windows XP (or lower), open Control Panel, then look for 'Speech'. Type 'crotch' into the box and press 'Preview Voice' to have Microsoft Sam reveal his favorite track. Like so:

Fri Jul 15, 2011 7:15 pm

lol

RE exactly how bored were you?

Sat Jul 16, 2011 12:21 am

Why did I have to get Windows 7?

Sat Jul 16, 2011 7:48 pm

alpmaster wrote:lol

RE exactly how bored were you?

We were talking at the office about the greatness of Microsoft, so naturally Microsoft Sam had to come up as a prime case. So we looked at some Youtube videos that were quite hilarious (see one below). We had some further fun with the the few words Sam can't say, one of the them being 'crotch'. I thought I was on fucking acid when he said the name of an SSX3 track in place of the word 'crotch'.

Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:03 am

I dont have access to XP or lower right now, so which track is it?

Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:29 am

It's crow's nest. I looked it up:

Mon Jul 25, 2011 5:29 pm

Why do you ruin the surprise, demon kid?

Mon Aug 01, 2011 6:31 am

Kubi wrote:Why did I have to get Windows 7?

THIS!

Tue Aug 02, 2011 7:29 am

RE Virus wrote:Why do you ruin the surprise, demon kid?

Because it didn't look like you were gonna unveil it! :heh

And anyway, if not me, someone would've done some research and found that.

And anyway, anyone could find out in 3 simple ways:
A) If they have Windows XP, they can simply follow the steps you given and get that.
B) Search the internet for microsoft sam can't say crotch.
C) Look at the word 'crotch'. The prefix of the word is 'cro' which is also the prefix for 'Crow's Nest'.

And hey, finally logged in! :cheers