Sun Jul 31, 2011 8:15 am
So as most of you probably already realized most of the old cast wont be returning for the new game, So I and others thought for funzies we could make 'where are they now" stories for some of the rejected character. You guys seen like a creative bunch so lets see what you guys come up with.
Just in case you lost track of who has been left out, here there are:
Jurgen
Hiro
Marisol
Brodi
Seehia
Eddie
Luther
Viggo
Nate
JP
Allegra
Skye
Sid
Tyson
Maya
Felix
Just in case you lost track of who has been left out, here there are:
Jurgen
Hiro
Marisol
Brodi
Seehia
Eddie
Luther
Viggo
Nate
JP
Allegra
Skye
Sid
Tyson
Maya
Felix
Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:07 pm
True story: Jurgen and Hiro were seriously injured before the world circuit in SSX Tricky, and therefore they did not return for another season.
Made up: So what happend after that?
Hiro lost his ability to walk, so he went back to Japan to work as a technician for a multi-national robot developing company. For several years he tried to create a robot-snowboarder who could replace himself, without success. After his 106th try, one of his robots struck a knot on his balls by accident, and since then he hasn't been in the mood of continuing his work. He's currently residing in Okinawa, far away from snow, making a living on fishing. He has 7 kids with 4 different women (woah), and on his freetime he likes to watch mecha-hentai.
Jurgen's injuries were so fatal, he had to amputate both legs and his left arm. He married a thai woman whom divorced from his 4 years later, took half of his fortune and moved to Brazil. Jurgen himself decided to enter the Paraolympics, in which he won 4 gold medals the following year ( 60 m wheelchair, 100 m wheelchair, 200 m wheelchair and 400 m wheelchair). He's currently residing in Frankfurt, writing poems for a local magazine.
Made up: So what happend after that?
Hiro lost his ability to walk, so he went back to Japan to work as a technician for a multi-national robot developing company. For several years he tried to create a robot-snowboarder who could replace himself, without success. After his 106th try, one of his robots struck a knot on his balls by accident, and since then he hasn't been in the mood of continuing his work. He's currently residing in Okinawa, far away from snow, making a living on fishing. He has 7 kids with 4 different women (woah), and on his freetime he likes to watch mecha-hentai.
Jurgen's injuries were so fatal, he had to amputate both legs and his left arm. He married a thai woman whom divorced from his 4 years later, took half of his fortune and moved to Brazil. Jurgen himself decided to enter the Paraolympics, in which he won 4 gold medals the following year ( 60 m wheelchair, 100 m wheelchair, 200 m wheelchair and 400 m wheelchair). He's currently residing in Frankfurt, writing poems for a local magazine.
Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:56 pm
Jonipoon wrote: one of his robots struck a knot on his balls by accident, and since then he hasn't been in the mood of continuing his work.
WTF
why so drastic?
Mon Aug 01, 2011 1:25 am
Its more funny that way. 
Tue Aug 09, 2011 2:00 am
Dammit, you had to do Hiro... i'll do JP.
JP left the circuit, believing he "wasn't payed as much as JP deserves to be paid". He eventually began to attend many parties, in hope of finding more one night stands. He lived a good life...until the police broke down his door in Paris and arrested him for multiple (153) charges of adultery. The leading accuser was Marisol, who had to be removed from the court after she got a bit violent with JP. He was found guilty of 126 of the charges. He is now serving those sentences in a prison in Paris, and when he is released, he has to be supervised at parties.
JP left the circuit, believing he "wasn't payed as much as JP deserves to be paid". He eventually began to attend many parties, in hope of finding more one night stands. He lived a good life...until the police broke down his door in Paris and arrested him for multiple (153) charges of adultery. The leading accuser was Marisol, who had to be removed from the court after she got a bit violent with JP. He was found guilty of 126 of the charges. He is now serving those sentences in a prison in Paris, and when he is released, he has to be supervised at parties.
Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:07 pm
I don't think you can get arrested for adultery.
Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:28 pm
^Perhaps the Baron is not old enough to know that yet.
Tue Aug 09, 2011 11:52 pm
Maybe they warped Paris to an Islamic country? Seems reasonable.
Fri Aug 19, 2011 12:17 pm
Jonipoon wrote:^Perhaps the Baron is not old enough to know that yet.
Video game much? I could have him arrested for speaking French in a dark alleyway if I wanted to.
Tue Aug 23, 2011 6:28 am
I think this would be a pretty neat idea if they actually included what happened next stories for these characters that didnt make the cut and have no chance of coming back at all in the game. Just like as unlockables, extras to buy with credits you earn in game, or maybe you can find them as hidden collectables as you ride down the mountain. Just a thought
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