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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:44 pm  Post subject: A stupid humor fic i a wrote: Irony On Fire (revival)  
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Chapter 1

[A/N: Some scenes were taken from cartoons and commercials. Not exactly but general ideas. Then I took the joke to the next level. Lol.]


Rahzel sat patiently in front of the whole SSX tricky circuit. Eyeing them. Just staring ever so intently…

Elise: What the hell are you looking at?

Rahzel: Ok so now that you losers are back, maybe now we can actually pull in new viewers. And the board has deicded to leave all of you in the same room for ‘X’ amount of hours to decide how ok?

Rahzel leaves.

Eddie: Like, what are we doing here again?

Zoe: We have to figure out some kind of publicity stunt to pull in new kinds of audience.

Moby: I say all the girls except for Mac snowboard naked!

Moby and Psymon highfive.

Mac: Hey I aint a girl dawg! Forreal!

Seeiah: Ahem White!

Mac: Sorry girl… But I’m about to give those two a Mac Smackdown!

Psymon: What was that? A Mac bitchslap?

Elise: How about we actually think of something so we can leave, Marisol’s stench is getting me light headed.

Marisol: mocks O haha your such a fat concieted ugly slut. I mean comedian.

Zoe: This is never gunna’ end… Hey stop steeling shit!

Moby and Psymon drop a statue as it shatters. Moby lifts the rug as Psymon pushing it under with his foot.

Luther: Maybe if Mac here wasn’t such a pansy chump maybe we’d be outta here by now.

Mac: Yo forreal shut up, I didn’t even say anything you fat orge, Imma’ give you a Mac smackdown!

Zoe: Mac give it a rest!

Eddie: Hey lady, don’t like, tell Mac what to do….um…

Zoe: Zoe

Eddie: Right Zelda.

Luther: Dangit, I never got me a dandy little smackdown.

J.P.: Then do somzing about it fatty…

J.p. continues to look in the mirror plucking his eyebrows as Luther runs… wobbles quickly to a corner and starts crying.

Kaori: You should go make the fat one happy yes? Luther is your best friend right?

J.P.: Who?

Elise: Anyway! What are we gunna’ do?

Seeiah: Well being a picture whore aint helpin’ none.

Elise poses for a picture she takes on her camera phone.

Elise: IT’S FOR MY MYSPACE YOU BALD BITCH!

Marisol: whispers to Seeiah She’s addicted…

Elise takes off her shoe and throws it… it never came back down.

Kaori: You suck hehehe

Zoe paces back and forth about to scream then trips over a meditating Brodi and hits a wall.

Zoe: Ow….

Moby and Psymon: mock in girly voice Ow.

Zoe: Shut up!

Moby and Psymon: girly voice Shut up.

Zoe: Fuck you!

Moby and Psymon: still girly voice Fuck you

A left stiletto high heel shoe flies out of nowhere and hits Moby in face.

Moby: O God my eye!!!

Psymon: Hahahaha

Off in the distance someone yells: Hold out your stockings kids!!

Everyone: wtf?

Tirds drop from the chimney into the fire.

Eddie: Holly crap! Hey Zoro close Marisols legs!

Zoe: It’s Zoe damn it!!!

Luther runs over to the fireplace and pees in it. Fire ignites even more and everything starts to catch on fire.

Psymon grabs Kaori throws her through a window. Window shatters. Then walks over to the front door and walks out.

Everybody files out except for Brodi. Mac does a headcount.

Mac: Yo, forreal, we be missin’ someone forreal.

Psymon: Good job eagle eye…

Seeiah: slaps Mac in the face WHITE!!!

Brodi finally emerges from the flames.

Brodi: I’ve been enlightened!

J.P.: No kidding…

Brodi realizes his crotch is in flames and starts run around madly screaming like a little woman.

Rahzel comes around the corner zipping up his pants.

Rahzel: What the hell happened?!

Brodi runs by screaming. Elsie trips Brodi. He lands in snow and the fire is put out.

Rahzel: Well did you think of anything yet?

Marisol: Hell no.

The lodge is now completely engulfed in flames and now Luther fat ass has cought on fire.

Psymon: Dude your ass is on fire.

Luther: I gotta burp farts Oops wrong way.

Little flames shoot out. So he stands next to Brodi and farts again setting Brodi’s crotch on fire again

Brodi: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Moby: Hahaha flying left stiletto shoe hits him in the head again Ow! Where the bloody hell are these shoes coming from?!


Last edited by A Sick One With A Smile on Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:11 pm, edited 2 times in total.

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Chapter 2



Rahzell: Ok so now that we’re in our new lodge you guys can now decide what your going to do for a publicity stunt…I mean … publicity stunt.

Rahzell exits.

Psymon begins to chase Kaori around the room with a hotdog.

Elise: God damn it I’m stuck with you assholes again…

Brodi runs by, crotch in flames.

Zoe: Ok how about we throw Psymon off a cliff or something.

Psymon: … Ok!

Moby: No we something more… I don’t know…flashy?

Psymon: I’ll wear shiny clothes!

Seeiah: Hey J.P. why don’t you contribute huh? Who you textin’ anyway?

J.P. : Idk my b.f.f. Jill.

Luther: Dang it I thought I was your b.f.f.?!?!

Luther quickly wobbles to another corner and begins to cry.

Moby: I say we throw the whole circuit off the cliff.

Psymon: Dude is that a shoe in your hair?

Moby: DAMN!

Eddie: Wow, everything is like moving Zahara!

Zoe: My name is Zoe you drug addict….

Psymon: (sits up on chair) Who’s got drugs???

Eddie looks to the floor and sees a cutie wittle muffin.

Muffin: You used to be fun before you started smoking pot, Eddie. I miss my best friend. I thought friendship was your anti-drug? I thought we would be friends forever? I love you Eddie!

Eddie: ……. HOLLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now both Eddie and Brodi are running around the room and screaming like little women.

Distant voice coming from the chimney: I’m baaAAaack!!!

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!

Marisol: Someone put Luther in front of the fireplace!

It took Moby, Psymon, J.P., Mac, Elise, and Zoe to push Luther’s sobing fat ass. They eventually pushed him and clogged the gapping hole of the fireplace with his obese ass.

Brodi: (runs by) AHHHHH!!!! (stops) That wasn’t nice guys…. (starts running again) O GOD MY CROTCH IS BURNING SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE!!!!

Zoe: Did you guys hear anything?

Elise: Nope.

Eddie: mmmm it tastes like purple… (continues to lick the window)where are my kneepads yo?

Rahzell: (walks in zipping his pants) Think of anything yet?

Moby: Kind of. (Stiletto hits Moby) O GOD MY OTHER EYE!!!

Rahzell: (Sees Luther clogging the fireplace) Damn, (unzips pants) well I got some chimneys to crap in. I mean, papers to sign...on the chimney...bye! (leaves.)

Eddie: ….. Like who are you people?

Elise: (whispers to Zoe) He had bad hash…

Mac: Yo dawg you know us? You LIVE with us yo.

Eddie: O right your Roseanne, Tim, Bill, Uncle Jesse, and Carlton.

Psymon: That’s the nick at night lineup.

Eddie: Mercury, Venus, Jupitor, Neptune, and Pluto.

Psymon: Those are planets…except Pluto …

Eddie: Blue, Yellow, Red, green, purple?

Psymon: Those are colors.

J.p. : (stops looking in mirror and notices something in his pants. Looks down) O my God! Ze appachee indians are back!!! They are pitching tee pees!!!!

Marisol: I’ll get ‘em!!! (smacks his pants with a frying pan)

Little inch tall indians run out of J.P.’s pant leg.

Seeiah: Wow… did not see that coming… they look like little rats.

Little indians run up Seeiah’s pant leg.

Marisol: Hold still girl I’ll get ‘em!

Seeiah: NO WAIT! … I liiike ‘em…

Little run back out screaming.

Kaori: EEEEEKKK Little indians!!!! (they start chasing Kaori around the room with little mini hotdogs)

Then Kaori trips and falls out a window. The indians run into a mouse hole. Re-enter Kaori.

Brodi: I NEED WATER FOR MY CROTCH YOU STUPIDASS PEOPLE!!!!

Zoe: Did you hear something?

Elise: Still no… (starts flipping through a magazine)

Eddie: Viva, Pro V, Head & shoulders, Panteen, and V8?

Psymon: Those are shampoos…

Kaori: Mac! Would you like to see my artwork?

Mac: No.

Kaori: Ok I’ll show you. This one is old Greg, and this one I call old Greg. And then this I call old Greg.

Mac: Eww, their gross yo, forreal.

Kaori: You are sooo sweet! (giggles) Would you like to do watercolors, you and I?

Mac: Hell no foo.

Kaori: Ok I go get them!

Eddie: Star, People, O, Cosmopoliton, and OK!

Psymon: Those are magazines...


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 4:57 am  Post subject:   
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Haha I love it. :lol

I have a question though: Since when are Psymon and Moby friends?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 7:12 am  Post subject:   
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lol, it`s been a while i didn't have a laugh like that! Tnx A Sick One With A Smile.

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'I've been enlightened' :heh

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Jonipoon wrote:
Haha I love it. :lol

I have a question though: Since when are Psymon and Moby friends?


since i said so lol jk idk i just felt like it should be that way lol

THANX FOR THE REVIEWS!


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You're welcome.
Please make a third chapter.. :lol

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Zoe: This is fucking pathetic…

Mac: Yo we should beat this guys ass for makin’ us do this bull shiznit.

Rahzell: (Not wearing pants) Your all losers. You all should just board with paper bags on your heads for now on.

Moby: You probably couldn’t even beat your way out of a paper bag mate.

Psymon: He probably couldn’t even beat up the paper bag.

(Que paper bag flying into Rahzells face)

Rahzell: AHHHHH!!!! I’m suffocating!!!!!!!!

Marisol: So what should we do now?

Elise: Probably make you stop talking for good and get Eddie off the kitchen counter.

Eddie: (on kitchen counter) Where the hell are my knee pads??? I have kart wheels to do!!!

Marisol: Everybody just needs to loosen up!

Psymon: I have a feeling your loose enough for all of us

Marisol: what?

Psymon: …….what?

Marisol: ………………….what?!

Brodi: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!?!?! I HAVE BEEN RUNNING IN CRICLES FOR THE PAST HOUR NOW!!! GET SOME FUCKING WATER OR SAND OR SOMETHING!!!

Seeiah: Get it yourself fool.

Brodi: ……true….. (runs away)

(Rahzell on the floor wrestling paper bag)

Mac: Yo I’m gunna make pancakes yo.

Kaori: Why?

Mac: (points angrily at Kaori’s face) ….Because foo!

(Eddie falls off counter)

Eddie: Wow, I believe the extreme impact to my frontal lobe caused a counter reaction with th-

(Mac slams a frying pan on Eddies head)

Mac: Oops, sorry dawg.

Eddie: God Cartman! That like…hurt! Why don’t you, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny like… go away.

Psymon: (from the living room) Those are the characters from South Park!

Brodi: Help! Now I’m trapped beneath this giant sand pile I used to put out the fire on my crotch!

Elise: Where in the hell did you find sand?

Brodi: …..Oh now you can hear me bitch!

Elise: Then fuck it, your staying there.

Eddie runs into the living room, jumps over the couch and through the coffee table.

Eddie: This is not a portal!


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Awww good stuff sick one. Laughing till I cried.

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It's a shame I can't laugh without getting sent into a coughing fit, otherwise I'd have laughed my ass off. But yay!! I loved it. ;)

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A Sick One With A Smile wrote:
Awww thanks guys :)


nice story, sick one :thumbsup ........... Do u have more funny inspiration ??? I (in fact we :heh ) would love it :cheers

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A Sick One With A Smile wrote:
Awww thanks guys :)


nice story, sick one :thumbsup ........... Do u have more funny inspiration ??? I (in fact we :heh ) would love it :cheers


Yes, please continue this fanfic!!

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