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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:02 am  Post subject: Instruction Manuals For SSX3  
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I just got bored,do i desided to do Instruction Manuals for each character.
1st one is Elise.







*** CONGRATULATIONS! ***

You are now the proud owner of a Elise! To ensure that your self-assured Snowboarder is to her full potential, please follow the procedures suggested in this manual.





TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

Name: Elise is preferable, but feel free to nickname her "Honeybunny" or "Sweet-thang".

Orientation: Questionable

Alignment: Light And Snowy.

Manufacturers: SSX3 Game.

Date of Production: Undisclosed

Colouring: Blonde,blue eyes,snowboarder outfit.(snowboarding equipment included.)

Height: 5'10"

Weight: 170 kg <---------I don't know.

Length: Disproportionate to her height



INSTALLATION

To ensure ease of installation, it is recommended that you have a Eddie or Gondee unit at hand. If you don't... GET ONE. Your Elise will be hard pressed to function without her "Boyfriends".

These household items are also recommended:
- A Camera.
- Snowboarding magazines (at least 5)

When you have successfully obtained your Elise, follow the following procedure:

1) Open that little package you've received labelled "fragile". Don't worry. There hasn't been a mistake. Your Elise has merely been compressed to travel-size for your convenience.

2)There's Some Energy Items Included. Give Her The Portebello Mushroom Omlette. It Gives Her A Mega Boost Of Energy.

3) In the instance of (2), don't fret, Your Elise is one to calm down easily.

5) Once your Elise has successfully Calmed down,hug her lots!


ASCESSORIES

Your Elise comes equipped with a number of cool accessories listed below.

1)Snowboarding Gear

2)A Bikini Top.( There's 2 of them: A red and white one,and a solid black one.)

3) Comfortable snow pants

4) A Green Brush

5) Snow Boots,Sneakers,and High Heels.(for outside the snowboarding arena.)

6) A Purple Mirror

7)Fashionable clothes.

8) Goggles(Optional. she sometimes don't need it.)

9) A Snowboard

10) A Tube Of snowboarding glue.

11) A book on Snowboarding tricks

Note: Some owners have also ordered additional accessories for their Elise (like handcuffs, Fake snow, Pillows, whip, whip cream, and lubricant) but that's a matter of customization and will not be included in a standard Elise package.



FUNCTION SETTINGS

Your Elise can perform a spectrum of every-day tasks, some of which are listed below:

SNOWBOARDER

Well,she Is the coolest snowboarder in the game. She Works best if you have a Eddie or A Brodi Model. she Would Want to challenge one of them to a race.

HOT DATE

As a Snowboarding amazon, your Elise will come with a built-in sense of Love to any he considers Boyfriends. Take your Elise to school and (if She isn't busy Going out with a Eddie or Gondee model)She'll take you on a date after school.

SPORTS COACH

That's right. You'd never suspect it at first, but your Elise is excellent at coaching any sport he puts her mind to (so long as she doesn't have to actually play).

CONFIDENCE BOOSTER

Have your Elise beside you during any undertaking and bask in her self-confidence... Most of the time, that confidence is justified.



COMPATABILITY WITH OTHER UNITS

Your Elise will be civil with practically everyone, with a few minor exceptions. Please refer to list below to avoid nasty Snowboarding accidents,ect.

* Eddie - anything from "friendly" to "protective" to "cute". Eddie is your Elise's "aibou", so don't try to tear them apart or your Elise will malfunction. Carnage will probably ensue.

* Allegra -UNKNOWN. I think she is incompatible.

* Rainy- distant friendship and occasional cause for concern.

* Atomika - 1/2 INCOMPATABLE...That is,if he Takes you to peak 3,then he's compatible.

* Griff - Easy friendship that might lead to... other things... under the right circumstances.

* Marisol-INCOMPATABLE. I Do Not want to say.

* Brodi- the Brodi model will usually try to A)Help Elise or B) Challenge you to a race.

* Nate - INCOMPATABLE,Not One Of his friends,challenges you Almost every time he feels like it.

* Mac- NOT INCOMPATABLE the said Mac is armed with a Snowboard And Dj Equipment.

* Luther- VERY INCOMPATABLE. There will be a number of painful Races with various casualties if these two are within 50 miles of each other. Have a JP unit at hand to suppress the appearance of Luther, but once things get set into motion, the best thing you can hope for is damage control.

* Kaiori - Casual friendship, respect and appreciation.

* Mac -DJ,Helps You With Music Choices.

*Psymon Stark - VERY VERY INCOMPATABLE. Psymon is bent on Stealing your Elise and will hatch numerous plots to do so. If you find your Elise has suddenly gone missing after an encounter with a Psymon unit, don't worry, there's still hope. Check In Psymon's room.

*Viggo-Compatible.

*Gondee-Mega Compatible!

TROUBLESHOOTING & FAQ


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Q: Do I have to get a Eddie or Gondee unit? Shouldn't we be warned of that fact before purchasing?

A: ...And you're complaining about having to get a Eddie or Gondee Unit... why?

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Q: I checked the Version of my Elise, and I'm sure there's been a mistake. My Elise is Very Sexy. Is this a fluke?

A: O_O You've accidentally been issued a limited Hot Date Elise edition. Darn, man, that's a collector's item! Your Elise will be more prone to Naughty behaviour, silent brooding and calling for Challenges, but as long as you don't run into a Psymon unit, he should function pretty much as any regular Elise would (just give him a wardrobe change... if you really want to... and watch her Snowboard on any of the 3 peaks).

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Q:Elise's snowboard broke! how can i fix this?
A:Use Snowboard glue. (included in kit)
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Q: Wah! I woke up one morning and my Elise's hair is all Messy! How can I fix this?

A: Looks like your Elise needs his hair combed.(brush and mirror included) Plus,Challenge her once in a while.

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WARRANTEE

Your Elise Unit is under warrantee so long as your Elise unit is functioning properly, so take care of your Elise and your team will be just fine. In the case that your Elise unit should go "bai bai into lala land",add a little love.



~*Ja ne!!*~ Rainy,signing off!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 11:57 am  Post subject:   
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Note: Some owners have also ordered additional accessories for their Elise (like handcuffs, Fake snow, Pillows, whip, whip cream, and lubricant)



ROFLMAO! Rainy, I think this is the first time I am actually laughing WITH you! :cheers keep it up!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 12:23 pm  Post subject:   
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What is this..Chobits? :lol. You really must of been bored. My hands would be in bad shape after typing all that, heh. Good job.

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Note: Some owners have also ordered additional accessories for their Elise (like handcuffs, Fake snow, Pillows, whip, whip cream, and lubricant)



ROFLMAO! Rainy, I think this is the first time I am actually laughing WITH you! :cheers keep it up!
ROFLMFAO!!


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:44 pm  Post subject:   
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uh oh rainy, now you got an admirer! bwahahahahaha

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 2:58 pm  Post subject:   
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wha... what? I said I was just laughing with her! :sad

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 4:14 pm  Post subject:   
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:31 pm  Post subject:   
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^_^ I feel so loved.........^_^ Who do You want to do next?


Please tell me! so i can start to work on it!

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:40 pm  Post subject:   
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 6:02 pm  Post subject:   
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*blushes crimson* Uh............Thanks. ^_^ So...Who do you want next? and,Call Me Rainy.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 7:29 pm  Post subject:   
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Lmao! Great work Rainy! Do a Kaori one!

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What is this..Chobits? :lol. You really must of been bored. My hands would be in bad shape after typing all that, heh. Good job.


You're not ranking on Chobits are you? :poke

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 25, 2004 8:20 pm  Post subject:   
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Why are you talking about 3 peaks with Elise? Shouldn't it be just 2 with her? Unless... :[


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:21 am  Post subject:   
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Why are you talking about 3 peaks with Elise? Shouldn't it be just 2 with her? Unless... :[



Elevation is now officially god! *bows down, :cheers

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 3:02 pm  Post subject:   
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haha, that's cool.. one thing though...

if elise was 170 kg...?!?!

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:05 pm  Post subject:   
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ROFL!

Okay. I'll get started on a kaori one on friday.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 4:07 pm  Post subject:   
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Note: Some owners have also ordered additional accessories for their Elise (like handcuffs, Fake snow, Pillows, whip, whip cream, and lubricant)



ROFLMAO! Rainy, I think this is the first time I am actually laughing WITH you! :cheers keep it up!


whats so funny about that, dude :D :???

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 26, 2004 5:54 pm  Post subject:   
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:rolleyes who ever gets Elise,may wanna make sex with her.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:25 am  Post subject:   
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I lost everything...So i have to Re-Do the Kaori one...and i'm even making SSX 3/OT/Blur Ones!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 11:51 am  Post subject:   
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 6:42 am  Post subject:   
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That's the one i'm working on now!

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