Sh*t Talking Thread

Tunes · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:37 pm Post subject: Sh*t Talking Thread

OKAY OKAY, it's not what you think.

So lately, I've been thinking about all those times that you're playing this game and you're like. GOD DAMN IT YOU, I WANT TO BEAT YOU SO BAD, YOU PIECE OF CRAP YOU HAVE NOTHING ON ME.

.... But there's no venue by which to talk shit to someone. We can message each other during the game only if you have the iPhone app, and even then, the messages get lost or you don't really see them (at least I never do). Not to mention the app is kind of janky so it doesn't work exactly as well as you'd hope.

SO I was thinking, let's have a thread where if you're trying to beat someone on a certain drop, they're trying to beat you, they are always beating you, you always are beating them, OR you want to challenge someone on a specific drop etc etc, you'll have somewhere to vent your frustration.

Now, this is not a place for insults. Nothing personal, no insulting each other's mothers, no I think you're ugly, and stuff like that. This is simply a place to have some friendly competition and rage with each other as far as the game goes.

I was thinking we could format the posts so that someone scrolling through the page won't necessarily have to ctrl+f their name in order to find a post challenging or shit talking them. Just make the person's name REALLY BIG and maybe in a different color so they can see it. So here goes, I'm gonna kick it off.

EMU

IM TAKING YOU DOWN ON MAJESTIC. I DONT KNOW HOW YOU KEEP BEATING ME BUT IM TAKING YOU DOWN. YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SLY MOVEMENTS TO GET TO THE FINISH LINE EARLIER AINT GONNA CUT IT. WATCH YO ASS BOY

see? friendly shit talking. COMMENCE.

bakalhau · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 3:50 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

As long as everyone keeps posting along the lines of Tunes, this will be fine. I'll be keeping an eye on this thread, there's a thin line between friendly call outs and not so friendly ones. This could be a fun thread if people keep it chilled out and are original. So please keep it like that.

I haven't played lately, so I don't have anyone to rage against. But in the demo I sure had my moments on J2T! And after raging I remember once laughing out loud satanically when I beat the new times on the first try. And I was like, 'take that bitch! BAHAHAHAHADIJEI"#(/$=!$)!=9uj'. Of course, I was actually loving every bit of competition and everyone that was pushing things further and beating me.

FuryXII · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:02 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

@MINN, KIJOOKI, SPOOK

I swear to god once I'm able to play SSX just as much as you lot once more, I'm making New Zeeland my bitch, and there will be NOTHING you guys can do about it. Just watch and cry. Just watch...

Kijooki · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:09 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

WOW Very nice topic, Tunes. I super like it.

So. Ahem.

MORTEN_W_91: (RadicalPlayer's friend): Siberia is MY KINGDOM. I LL TAKE BACK DIAMOND BACK AND VAPOR TRAIL SOON. :mad

(well when i'm back from my vacation in Barcelona hehehe)

CurryKingDH · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:13 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

TRAVIS RICE!

WHY DONT YOU HIT THE TREES I AIM FOR!

MarcusAnnex · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:28 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

To everyone on my friends list:

*ahem*

Dearest Sirs and Madames, I implore you to direct your attention to my Alps Survival records.

Click to reveal hidden content: show

Sincerly,
Marcus A.

TrickyEmu · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:35 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

@TUNES YOU WANNA PEACE OF ME. COME AT ME BRO.

XEDEC AND KEKOFRUIT. IMMA GET YOU ONE DAY. SOME DAY!

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

Yours, Emu

minn · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:48 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

FURY

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT!!!! :lol

MilitoTheMan · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:03 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

VENGEFULTORTURE
GOD DAMN IT IMMA BEAT YOU HARD IN THE GROND SOMEDAY!! ALL YOUR RECORDES ARE BELONG TO ME!!!!!! YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!! :heh

that felt goood...

spookydonkey

xedec... imma let you off the hook this time :wtf

BUT THE REST OF XBOXLIVE:

why so slow @ slipped disco? :shrug

ge right now. 1.2 mil dropcost. come see me tonight :gameboy

EvilPengy · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:41 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

To PSN Players:

Yes, I get it that your better at race and survival events than me.

Let's see ya try and beat me at trick events where your little wingsuits wont do jack

Wind_Waker23 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:48 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

EvilPengy wrote:

To PSN Players:

Yes, I get it that your better at race and survival events than me.

Let's see ya try and beat me at trick events where your little wingsuits wont do jack

Ok then, add me and we'll see who's better at tricks then. Bring it!!!

EvilPengy · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:53 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

Will do first thing tomorrow :thumbsup

TrickyEmu · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:54 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

BATTY YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?? I'LL GET MY VENGEANCE BACK. I'm the PRINCE of PATAGONIA. YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME.

:fro

Wind_Waker23 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:56 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

@evilpengy
let the games begin :evil

hahaha

EvilPengy · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:57 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

TrickyEmu wrote:

PRINCE of PATAGONIA.

I like it... got a nice ring to it

MilitoTheMan · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 5:59 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

TrickyEmu wrote:

BATTY YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?? I'LL GET MY VENGEANCE BACK. I'm the PRINCE of PATAGONIA. YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME.

:fro

Pff, You ain't seen mePUNK!!

Wind_Waker23 · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:05 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

hmmm i shouldn't be shit talking much :heh

..... i don't have many friends to play online with... anyone want to add me??? my PSN is I-is-Troll24

TrickyEmu · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:09 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

MilitoTheMan wrote:

TrickyEmu wrote:

BATTY YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY?? I'LL GET MY VENGEANCE BACK. I'm the PRINCE of PATAGONIA. YOU DON'T MESS WITH ME.

:fro

Pff, You ain't seen mePUNK!!

WinonaNET or it DIDN'T HAPPEN.

*holy crap. That's some ugly colors right there.

aceofthorns · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:23 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

I Own The Rockies, Africa And Patagonia Is My Playground!
nuf said.

aceofthorns · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

I Own The Rockies, Africa And Patagonia Is My Playground!
nuf said.

Kijooki · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:25 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

Oh man, that topic is much more entertaining than a certain dlc one now. Can't stop laughing. Thank you guys

@Emu: yes i agree, it doesn't look like a rainbow, that's for sure :p

@Wind_Talker: add me if u want

@ Fury: one day, one day ...

TrickyEmu · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 6:52 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

THIS IS A WARNING TO ALL OF Y'ALL WHO TRY TO BEAT ME ON PATAGONIA.

Click to reveal hidden content: show

Xedec · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:30 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

LANCAST

The Big Show is MINE!!!!!!

I Challenge you to LONG HORN!

minn · Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:31 pm Post subject: Re: Sh*t Talking Thread

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